I wrote this a long time ago when I had my shop in CA. I provided cell phones to many of my employees so that we could always be in touch during the day with out having to run through the building & parking lots looking for each other.

But as you can imagine, I still had a hard time staying in contact with them.

If you are a US Marine, you will recognise most of the lines.  I replaced "rifle" with "cell" & a few other creative lines.

Enjoy...

"My Cell"

THIS IS MY CELL PHONE. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Cell is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My Cell, without me is useless. Without my Cell, I am useless. I must answer fast. I must call faster than my Boss who is trying to call me. I must call him before he calls me. I will…

My Cell and myself know that what counts in business is not the calls we make, the email we send, nor the silly musical notes. We know that it is the calls we answer that count. I will answer…

My Cell is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn it's weaknesses, it's strength, it's parts, it's accessories, and it's belt clip. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my Cell clean and ready, and off the top of my car. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before God I swear this creed. My Cell and myself are the defenders of business efficiency. We are the masters of my destiny. We are the saviors of my career.

So be it, until there are no customers, but Riches!